HE'S BACK...
It's been almost three weeks since the dastardly unveiling of Fake Steve Jobs (aka FSJ), and contrary to my concerns back then, the unmasked FSJ is pulling no punches...just like the masked FSJ. Here's how he kicks off his post on the Gateway-Acer deal, as an example:
"So when I said recently that we need a good merger I really didn't mean something as boring and unimportant as this Acer-Gateway deal.
See here. Honestly, this is one of those deals where it's like going to a wedding where the two ugliest losers you know are getting hitched. You're happy for them, I guess.
You're glad they found each other. But you sure as f*** hope they don't have kids."
And it gets much better than that (by the way, the dilution of the f-word above is mine). Here's a more serious, balanced look on what the merger means from PCMagazine.
Coming back to FSJ, you know he's really back though, when he comes to the aid of young damsels in obvious distress, as in this hilarious post on the Miss Teen USA 2007 candidate from South Carolina, answering a simple question (via YouTube).
This clip already has over 4 million views on YouTube alone. Thanks FSJ, for coming to her defense. An obvious case of stage fright in front of millions of TV viewers, compounded by not having a thing to say on the question at hand. Again, in the interest of fairness, see this response from her on the flubbed performance.
Welcome back FSJ, truly. Peace out and Namaste.
Ah, now I understand this...
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Posted by: Alex Tolley | Wednesday, August 29, 2007 at 12:04 PM